Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The most happy marriage I can imagine \ | to myself would be the union of a deaf | | man to a blind woman. | | | \ -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;