Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It's no surprise that things are so \ | screwed up: everyone that knows how to | | run a government is either driving | | taxicabs or cutting hair. | | | \ -- George Burns / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;