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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ An Animal that knows who it is, one     \
| that has a sense of his own identity,   |
| is a discontented creature, doomed to   |
| create new problems for himself for the |
| duration of his stay on this planet.    |
| Since neither the mouse nor the chimp   |
| knows what is, he is spared all the     |
| vexing problems that follow this        |
| discovery. But as soon as the human     |
| animal who asked himself this question  |
| emerged, he plunged himself and his     |
| descendants into an eternity of doubt   |
| and brooding, speculation and           |
| truth-seeking that has goaded him       |
| through the centuries as relentlessly   |
| as hunger or sexual longing. The chimp  |
| that does not know that he exists is    |
| not driven to discover his origins and  |
| is spared the tragic necessity of       |
| contemplating his own end. And even if  |
| the animal experimenters succeed in     |
| teaching a chimp to count one hundred   |
| bananas or to play chess, the chimp     |
| will develop no science and he will     |
| exhibit no appreciation of beauty, for  |
| the greatest part of man's wisdom may   |
| be traced back to the eternal questions |
| of beginnings and endings, the quest to |
| give meaning to his existence, to life  |
| itself.                                 |
|                                         |
| -- Selma Fraiberg, _The Magic Years_,   |
\ pg. 193                                 /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;