Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The first is to ensure your partner \ | understands that nature has root | | privileges - nature doesn't have to | | make sense. | | | \ -- Telsa Gwynne / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;