Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There's nothing disgusting about it \ | [the Companion]. It's just another life | | form, that's all. You get used to those | | things. | | | | -- McCoy, "Metamorphosis", stardate | \ 3219.8 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;