Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / MS-DOS, you can't live with it, you can \ | live without it. | | | \ -- from Lars Wirzenius' .sig / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;