Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Mr. Cole's Axiom: \ | | | The sum of the intelligence on the | | planet is a constant; | | | \ the population is growing. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;