Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I give you the man who -- the man who \ | -- uh, I forgets the man who? | | | \ -- Beauregard Bugleboy / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;