Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Nature makes boys and girls lovely to \ | look upon so they can be tolerated | | until they acquire some sense. | | | \ -- William Phelps / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;