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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ XXI:                                    \
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| It's easy to get a loan unless you need |
| it. XXII:                               |
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| If stock market experts were so expert, |
| they would be buying stock,             |
|                                         |
| not selling advice. XXIII:              |
|                                         |
| Any task can be completed in only       |
| one-third more time than is             |
|                                         |
| currently estimated. XXIV:              |
|                                         |
| The only thing more costly than         |
| stretching the schedule of an           |
|                                         |
| established project is accelerating it, |
| which is itself the most                |
|                                         |
| costly action known to man. XXV:        |
|                                         |
| A revised schedule is to business what  |
| a new season is to an athlete           |
|                                         |
| or a new canvas to an artist.           |
|                                         |
\ -- Norman Augustine                     /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;