Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You are an excellent tactician, \ | Captain. You let your second in command | | attack while you sit and watch for | | weakness. | | | | -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", | \ stardate 3141.9 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;