Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Arkansas legislature passed a law \ | that states that the Arkansas River can | | rise no higher than to the Main Street | \ bridge in Little Rock. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;