Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / At these prices, I lose money -- but I \ | make it up in volume. | | | \ -- Peter G. Alaquon / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;