Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a \ | horse! | | | \ -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Richard III" / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;