Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Actor: So what do you do for a living? \ | Doris: I work for a company that makes | | deceptively shallow serving | | | | dishes for Chinese restaurants. | | | \ -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;