Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There's nothing worse for your business \ | than extra Santa Clauses smoking in the | | men's room. | | | \ -- W. Bossert / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;