Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Cropp's Law: \ | | | The amount of work done varies inversly | | with the time spent in the | | | \ office. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;