Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The term "fire" brings up visions of \ | violence and mayhem and the ugly scene | | of shooting employees who make | | mistakes. We will now refer to this | | process as "deleting" an employee (much | | as a file is deleted from a disk). The | | employee is simply there one instant, | | and gone the next. All the terrible | | temper tantrums, crying, and threats | | are eliminated. | | | \ -- Kenny's Korner / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;