Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Consultant, n.: \ | | | Someone who'd rather climb a tree and | | tell a lie than stand on | | | \ the ground and tell the truth. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;