Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / United Nations, New York, December 25. \ | The peace and joy of the Christmas | | season was marred by a proclamation of | | a general strike of all the military | | forces of the world. Panic reigns in | | the hearts of all the patriots of every | | persuasion. Meanwhile, fears of | | universal disaster sank to an all-time | | low over the world. | | | \ -- Isaac Asimov / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;