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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Approaching the gates of the           \
| monastery, Hakuin found Ken the Zen     |
| preaching to a group of disciples.      |
|                                         |
| "Words..." Ken orated, "they are but an |
| illusory veil obfuscating the absolute  |
| reality of --"                          |
|                                         |
| "Ken!" Hakuin interrupted. "Your fly is |
| down!"                                  |
|                                         |
| Whereupon the Clear Light of            |
| Illumination exploded upon Ken, and he  |
| vaporized.                              |
|                                         |
| On the way to town, Hakuin was greeted  |
| by an itinerant monk imbued with the    |
| spirit of the morning.                  |
|                                         |
| "Ah," the monk sighed, a beatific smile |
| wrinkling across his cheeks, "Thou art  |
| That..."                                |
|                                         |
| "Ah," Hakuin replied, pointing          |
| excitedly, "And Thou art Fat!"          |
|                                         |
| Whereupon the Clear Light of            |
| Illumination exploded upon the monk,    |
| and he vaporized.                       |
|                                         |
| Next, the Governor sought the advice of |
| Hakuin, crying: "As our enemies bear    |
| down upon us, how shall I, with such    |
| heartless and callow soldiers as I am   |
| heir to, hope to withstand the          |
| impending onslaught?"                   |
|                                         |
| "US?" snapped Hakuin.                   |
|                                         |
| Whereupon the Clear Light of            |
| Illumination exploded upon the          |
| Governor, and he vaporized.             |
|                                         |
| Then, a redneck went up to Hakuin and   |
| vaporized the old Master with his       |
| shotgun. "Ha! Beat ya' to the           |
\ punchline, ya' scrawny li'l geek!"      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;