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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/ Between 1950 and 1952, a bored         \
| weatherman, stationed north of Hudson  |
| Bay, left a monument that neither      |
| government nor time can eradicate.     |
| Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air |
| Force, he spent two years and great    |
| effort pushing boulders into a single  |
| word.                                  |
|                                        |
| It can be seen from 10,000 feet,       |
| silhouetted against the snow.          |
| Government officials exchanged memos   |
| full of circumlocutions (no Latin      |
| equivalent exists) but failed to word  |
| an appropriation bill for the          |
| destruction of this cairn, that        |
| wouldn't alert the press and embarrass |
| both Parliament and Party.             |
|                                        |
| It stands today, a monument to human   |
| spirit. If life exists on other        |
| planets, this may be the first message |
| received from us.                      |
|                                        |
\ -- The Realist, November, 1964.        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;