Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Between 1950 and 1952, a bored \ | weatherman, stationed north of Hudson | | Bay, left a monument that neither | | government nor time can eradicate. | | Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air | | Force, he spent two years and great | | effort pushing boulders into a single | | word. | | | | It can be seen from 10,000 feet, | | silhouetted against the snow. | | Government officials exchanged memos | | full of circumlocutions (no Latin | | equivalent exists) but failed to word | | an appropriation bill for the | | destruction of this cairn, that | | wouldn't alert the press and embarrass | | both Parliament and Party. | | | | It stands today, a monument to human | | spirit. If life exists on other | | planets, this may be the first message | | received from us. | | | \ -- The Realist, November, 1964. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;