Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The scene is dull. Tell him to put \ | more life into his dying. | | | \ -- Samuel Goldwyn / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;