Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it's \ | out of date.) | | | \ -- Stafford Beer / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;