Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To believe your own thought, to believe \ | that what is true for you in your | | private heart is true for all men -- | | that is genius. | | | \ -- Ralph Waldo Emerson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;