Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There's nothing to writing. All you do \ | is sit at a typewriter and open a vein. | | | \ -- Red Smith / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;