Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All I kin say is when you finds yo'self \ | wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't | | go lookin' for rutabagas. | | | \ -- Kingfish / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;