Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Carswell's Corollary: \ | | | Whenever man comes up with a better | | mousetrap, | | | | nature invariably comes up with a | \ better mouse. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;