Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If I allowed "next $label" then I'd \ | also have to allow "goto $label", and I | | don't think you really want that... :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | | <1991Mar11.230002.27271@jpl-devvax.jpl. | \ nasa.gov> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;