Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It does not matter if you fall down as \ | long as you pick up something from the | \ floor while you get up. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;