Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Indomitable in retreat; invincible in \ | advance; insufferable in victory. | | | | -- Winston Churchill, on General | \ Montgomery / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;