Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There's a thrill in store for all for \ | we're about to toast The corporation | | that we represent. We're here to cheer | | each pioneer and also proudly boast, Of | | that man of men our sterling president | | The name of T. J. Watson means A | | courage none can stem And we feel | | honored to be here to toast the IBM. | | | | -- Ever Onward, from the 1940 IBM | \ Songbook / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;