Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / When I left you, I was but the pupil. \ | Now, I am the master. | | | \ -- Darth Vader / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;