Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "What did you do when the ship sank?" \ | | | "I grabbed a cake of soap and washed | \ myself ashore." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;