Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / flannister, n.: \ | | | The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack | | of beer together. | | | \ -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;