Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "What shall we do?" said Twoflower. \ | | | "Panic?" said Rincewind hopefully. He | | always held that panic was the best | | means of survival; back in the olden | | days, his theory went, people faced | | with hungry sabretoothed tigers could | | be divided very simply into those who | | panicked and those who stood there | | saying "What a magnificent brute!" and | | "Here, pussy." | | | | -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light | \ Fantastic" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;