Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I shot an arrow in to the air, and it \ | stuck. | | | | -- graffito in Los Angeles | | | | On a clear day, U.C.L.A. | | | | -- graffito in San Francisco | | | | There's so much pollution in the air | | now that if it weren't for our lungs | | there'd be no place to put it all. | | | \ -- Robert Orben / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;