Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It was one time too many One word too \ | few It was all too much for me and you | | There was one way to go Nothing more we | | could do One time too many One word too | | few | | | \ -- Meredith Tanner / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;