Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Viking, n.: \ | | | 1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, | | explorers, adventurers, | | | | entrepreneurs world-famous for their | | aggressive, nautical import | | | | business, highly leveraged takeovers | | and blue eyes. | | | | 2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged | | northern Europe beginning | | | | in the 9th century. | | | | Hagar's note: The first definition is | | much preferred; the second is used only | | by malcontents, the envious, and | | disgruntled owners of waterfront | \ property. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;