Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / [...] or some clown changed the chips \ | on a board and not its name. (Don't | | laugh! Look at the SMC etherpower for | | that.) | | | \ -- from /usr/src/linux/MAINTAINERS / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;