Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Just how difficult it is to write \ | biography can be reckoned by anybody | | who sits down and considers just how | | many people know the real truth about | | his or her love affairs. | | | \ -- Rebecca West / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;