Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Disillusioned words like bullets bark, \ | As human gods aim for their mark, Make | | everything from toy guns that spark To | | flesh-colored christs that glow in the | | dark. It's easy to see without looking | | too far That not much is really sacred. | | | \ -- Bob Dylan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;