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$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hoaars-Faisse Gallery presents: An \ | exhibit of works by the artist known | | only as Pretzel. | | | | The exhibit includes several large | | conceptual works using non-traditional | | media and found objects including old | | sofa-beds, used mace canisters, | | discarded sanitary napkins and parts of | | freeways. The artist explores our | | dehumanization due to high technology | | and unresponsive governmental | | structures in a post-industrial world. | | She/he (the artist prefers to remain | | without gender) strives to create | | dialogue between viewer and creator, to | | aid us in our quest to experience | | contemporary life with its inner-city | | tensions, homelessness, global warming | | and gender and class-based stress. The | | works are arranged to lead us to the | | essence of the argument: that the | | alienation of the person/machine | | boundary has sapped the strength of our | | voices and must be destroyed for | | society to exist in a more fundamental | \ sense. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
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