Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Humor in the Court: Q. And who is this \ | person you are speaking of? A. My | \ ex-widow said it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;