Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My father taught me three things: \ | | | (1) Never mix whiskey with anything but | | water. | | | | (2) Never try to draw to an inside | | straight. | | | | (3) Never discuss business with anyone | \ who refuses to give his name. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;