Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Every living thing wants to survive. \ | | | -- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", | \ stardate 4731.3 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;