Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /but look at the French. You \ | could spell every word in | | | | their language phonetically using only | | about 6 letters 4 | | consonants and 2 vowels c, | | f, r, l. And the vowels? Well, one is | | the sound you | | | | make when you have constipation; the | | other when you have | | | | diarrhea what do you expect | \ from that diet of snails and frogs? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;