Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Flugg's Law: \ | | | When you need to knock on wood is when | | you realize | | | | that the world is composed of vinyl, | \ naugahyde and aluminum. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;