Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It's a brave man who, when things are \ | at their darkest, can kick back and | | party! | | | \ -- Dennis Quaid, "Inner Space" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;