Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Humor in the Court: Q: Did you tell \ | your lawyer that your husband had | | offered you indignities? A: He didn't | | offer me nothing; he just said I could | \ have the furniture. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;